Good quote

If there is a sound downstairs during the night and it might be a burglar, you don’t say to her, “This is an egalitarian marriage, so it’s your turn to go check it out. I went last time.” And I mean that–even if your wife has a black belt in karate. After you’ve tried to deter him, she may finish off the burglar with one good kick to the solar plexus. But you’d better be unconscious on the floor, or you’re no man.

- John Piper, This Momentary Marriage

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Hilarious Craig's List resume

I was just curious and this was one of the first ones that popped up.  Will gladly fight Samurais!  I don't think there's anyway this is real, but this is priceless:

I am a longswordsman in search of a bodyguard position. Student of the lichtenauer tradition. Will provide for own weapon. Will fulfill a variety of duties including protection of clients (may include pre-emptive protection). Ten years worth of protection experience. Expect payment in the form of gold bullion but rates are negotionable. Will gladly fight Samurais. 

Member of the CCCP (conservative conquestador party) 

• it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal
  

• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job seeker.
  

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests