Funeral Parlor Theology

I find it interesting to drive down the street and see advertisements for funeral homes called "Eternal Rest" or that say "Take a few moments to plan your eternity."  


It is a funny thought.  I guess these pagan funeral directors have not been reached with the news of the Gospel of resurrection.  I don't plan to spend the rest of eternity turning into plant food.  Haha.


Moral of the story, fellow Christian: Don't get buried by a funeral parlor that thinks you will be there for the rest of eternity.  These are for atheists.